Drink up, foo!
Ah, dreams of those long lost days of yore, when a righteous Mr T roamed the land spreading his justice.[the setting is a upscale parlour. some old people are sitting around drinking tea]
Agnes: Oh Mabel, these biscuits are marvelous.
Mabel: Why thank you Agnes. The trick is to put a drop of kerosene in the batter.
Agnes: Kerosene?! ... I'll have to try that.
Peter: You've really made the place look stunning Mabel. That portrait of Rodney is stunning.
[they all admire the portrait. It is full-sized (ie 6 foot high)]
[suddenly something bursts through the picture...]
[everybody is shocked, an old lady faints]
[When the dust clears we see that it was Mr T. He is wearing lots of gold chains, with a golden kettle on one of them. He also has gold earrings in the shape of tea cups]
Mr T: [demands] What kind of tea you drinkin?
Peter: Ah ... It's Ruby Foo.
Mr T: Ruby Foo??? I pity the foo! You guys are drinkin suck-a-junk! You should be drinkin Mr T brand tea.
[Mr T holds up a giant gold teabag that says 'Mr Tea' on it]
chorus of old ladies: Oh my! Marvelous! Who is this ruffian? Smashing!
Mabel: Top drawer!
Mr T: [nodding at mabel] You Dammmn right!
Mr T: Mr T got your choice of Earl Grey, Orange Pico and Breakfast Jibba-jabba!
Mabel: [puts her arm around Mr T] Oh Mr T, you're marvelous.
Mr T: Now this is what I call a T party.
[fade out]
| Posted by McImprov on January 14, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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