The Israeli Elections

When a country has been mired in strife for so long, they are bound to look for new solutions.

[the scene is a political rally. There is a big cheering crowd with confetti]

reporter:
I'm here reporting on the Israeli national elections from the headquarters of the Sho'ower party. The official results have just been released and it's a startling upset.
Now, let's go live to the new Prime Minister.

[show the stage of the convention, where a goat has taken the podium]

Reporter:
[yells out] what's your plan for dealing with the Palestinians?

Goat:
Baa!!

[the crowd gives a standing ovation]

Posted by dustin on January 30, 2003 with category tags of

1 comment
2 things to get:
A. Sho'ower party instead of Ba'ath party.
B. The Prime Minister is a goat! Haha!
   comment by nose (#120) on January 2, 2004, Rated it 4

   

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