Pills
Oh, those crazy parents! Always amusing us!AUTHOR'S NOTE: The following is based on a TRUE story about his grandparents told to the author by his parents.
(Telephone rings)
Reubin: Hello?
Sylvia: Son, I need your help! It's your father! He refuses to take his pills!
Reubin: Calm down mom. What's the matter? You know dad needs to take his medication, and he can't do it by himself.
Sylvia: I know!! I put the pills in his mouth and he just keeps spitting them out!
Reuben: I don't understand it. Are you sure you're giving him the right medication?
Sylvia: Yes I'm sure! This is what the doctor prescribed. I have it right here in my hand.
Reuben: Well what does the bottle say?
Sylvia: I can't understand it. You know my English is not so well.
Reubin: Well then spell out what it says.
Sylvia: Okay. Let me look. It spells: S-U-P-P-O-S-I-T-O-R-Y...
NOTE: Again, this really happened and is not fiction.
| Posted by registeredname on February 4, 2004 with category tags of Skit |
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