Homeless people are indeed bad!

Contreversial, of course! Funny, probably only to me!

[A man walks out of a welfare office, smiling, looking at his cheque. Suddenly he looks up and his face is covered by a blank exression. He drops his cheque. The camera pans out to show the office surrounded by tanks, one of which is aiming at the man.]

[In an inner city neighborhood, two kids who look like gang members are shooting up. F16's fly by firing missiles, as the camera is filled with explosions]

[A homeless man is lying in an alley, all of a sudden he is surrounded by infantry who quickly gun him down with machineguns, and move on as if there could be more danger just around the corner.]

[We now see George Bush in his office, looking quite pleased. Dick Cheney walks in nervously.]

Cheney: Mr. President.

Bush: Dick! How are you sit down.

Cheney: Sir, I, uh, we have a problem.

Bush: Well, I guess someone had to rain on my parade eventually. Let's have it...

Cheney: Look sir, everyone is proud of you for taking initiative...

Bush: But...

Cheney: But, you seem to misunderstand our country's war on poverty.

Bush: At least I'm still doing great running the war on terror!

[Cheney's face turns white(r)]

Cheney: You're involved in the war on terror!?

[Bush spins his chair around, once a full rotation is complete he leans on his desk with a smug look]

Bush: Let's just say it's all taken care of.

[The scene shifts to athemepark style haunted house with the sign, Harry's House of Terror]

[A military looking man in his forties has his foot on the sotmach of a man who appears to be the house's proprietor, Harry. The army man is smoking a cigar]

General: Well, Omar, looks like your days of evil are over. Get this man to X-Ray!

Posted by Reverend_Jerry on February 3, 2003 with category tags of Skit

7 comments
i like the idea.

Maybe it could be combined with the war on terror (blowing up haunted houses, etc) and/or the war on drugs (all the soldiers are cracked out).
→ comment by dustin (#1) on February 6, 2003, Rated it 3

sigh.
→ comment by anonymous on February 9, 2003, Rated it 2

Very classy. Anonymous poor ratings on three of my skits. None of which provide any constructive criticism. Bravo
→ comment by Reverend_Jerry (#40) on February 9, 2003

Hilarious. I love it!!
→ comment by anonymous on February 11, 2003, Rated it 5

this article is not funny at all, and whoever wrote it has no support for our government
→ comment by anonymous on April 1, 2003, Rated it 1

I hate it, it is really dumb....Pointless, anyone who likes it is also dumb!
→ comment by anonymous on September 25, 2003

Dear me, it never ceases to amaze, the astounding cerbral brilliance of my anonyous critics, and more on this skit than any other. Keep up the good work!
→ comment by Reverend_Jerry (#40) on September 25, 2003

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