Homeless people are indeed bad!
Contreversial, of course! Funny, probably only to me![A man walks out of a welfare office, smiling, looking at his cheque. Suddenly he looks up and his face is covered by a blank exression. He drops his cheque. The camera pans out to show the office surrounded by tanks, one of which is aiming at the man.]
[In an inner city neighborhood, two kids who look like gang members are shooting up. F16's fly by firing missiles, as the camera is filled with explosions]
[A homeless man is lying in an alley, all of a sudden he is surrounded by infantry who quickly gun him down with machineguns, and move on as if there could be more danger just around the corner.]
[We now see George Bush in his office, looking quite pleased. Dick Cheney walks in nervously.]
Cheney: Mr. President.
Bush: Dick! How are you sit down.
Cheney: Sir, I, uh, we have a problem.
Bush: Well, I guess someone had to rain on my parade eventually. Let's have it...
Cheney: Look sir, everyone is proud of you for taking initiative...
Bush: But...
Cheney: But, you seem to misunderstand our country's war on poverty.
Bush: At least I'm still doing great running the war on terror!
[Cheney's face turns white(r)]
Cheney: You're involved in the war on terror!?
[Bush spins his chair around, once a full rotation is complete he leans on his desk with a smug look]
Bush: Let's just say it's all taken care of.
[The scene shifts to athemepark style haunted house with the sign, Harry's House of Terror]
[A military looking man in his forties has his foot on the sotmach of a man who appears to be the house's proprietor, Harry. The army man is smoking a cigar]
General: Well, Omar, looks like your days of evil are over. Get this man to X-Ray!
| Posted by Reverend_Jerry on February 3, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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