The Passion of the Chrisdye
Three reasons why Mel Gibson's movie will bomb like my grandfather over Dresden:(1) It's mostly in Aramaic. There are only 250 000 Aramaic speakers in the entire world, and almost all live in the southern Caucuses where there are very few screenings.
(2) The protagonist dies.
(3) All of Mel Gibson's movies in the last ten years have been, not ot put too fine a point on it, retarded.
Evidence:
Exhibit P-1: The Patriot. After three hours of Disney's Swamp Fox, Mel loses his gun and therefore starts killing British soldiers with The American Flag. Putrid.
Exhibit P-2: What Women Want. Retarded.
Exhibit P-3: Signs. Aliens invade Earth despite the fact that they are.....horribly allergic to water! In that and just about every other respect, a blatant rip-off of The Wizard of Oz. An Abomination.
| Posted by chrisdye on February 27, 2004 with category tags of Weblog |
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