The Passion of the Chrisdye

Three reasons why Mel Gibson's movie will bomb like my grandfather over Dresden:

(1) It's mostly in Aramaic. There are only 250 000 Aramaic speakers in the entire world, and almost all live in the southern Caucuses where there are very few screenings.
(2) The protagonist dies.
(3) All of Mel Gibson's movies in the last ten years have been, not ot put too fine a point on it, retarded.

Evidence:



Exhibit P-1: The Patriot. After three hours of Disney's Swamp Fox, Mel loses his gun and therefore starts killing British soldiers with The American Flag. Putrid.
Exhibit P-2: What Women Want. Retarded.
Exhibit P-3: Signs. Aliens invade Earth despite the fact that they are.....horribly allergic to water! In that and just about every other respect, a blatant rip-off of The Wizard of Oz. An Abomination.

Posted by chrisdye on February 27, 2004 with category tags of

3 comments
One reason why Mel Gibson's movie will soar like eagles over Nuremburg:

Everyone and their mom has heard about it so much because of all the press (good and bad) that huge numbers are going to go see it just to see what all the fuss is about. Any press is good press, and this got all the press!

Also, it's bloody and violent. People like blood and violence!

p.s. I watched SmartAsk yesterday, and Nobu (which is a Japanese name) tried to speak a little Japanese. He tried to say "That feels sooo gooood" all sexy like. Except he said "That's sooo smaaall" instead. Sounds like someone gave him eroneous (an adjective) information!
   comment by alice (#60) on February 27, 2004

That's hilarious! What a dumbask!

BTW, I just came up with a much better title for this blog: "Crucifact or Crucifixion?"
   comment by chrisdye (#15) on February 27, 2004

HA! ( to the new title)
-Maryam
   comment by anonymous on March 1, 2004

   

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