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1: Did you hear 'bout that guy at Wisconsin State?2: No what happened?
1: So it had just snowed right, and he was throwing salt on the pathways to clear 'em up.
2: Yeah...
1: So anyway he was salting this part of a walk way that bridges over another walk way, and people were passing beneath him while he was salting it. So he reaches in the bag to grab some salt and without knowing it, grabs a big rock of salt that had clumped together in the bag, and throws it out over the walkway, and it goes flying over the edge hitting some girl in the head that was passing underneath and knocking her out.
2: Ohhhh
1: Yeah she had to go the hospital and everything, and then later on the police came and arrested him.
2: No Shit!?
1: Yeah they brought him up on A-Salt charges
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| Posted by trckands on April 3, 2004 with category tags of Weblog |
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