Oh My

Clare sent me these lyrics. I feel sullied.


Foo Fighters - Darling Nikki Lyrics


I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess you could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said how'd you like to waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind

She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And Nikki started to grind

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! NIKKI!!!!!!! oh...

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show you how to grind

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you want to grind




Posted by MissNikki on April 21, 2004 with category tags of

3 comments
It's a cover of a Prince song from the 80's. I'd have thought for sure someone would have pointed it out to you by now.
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on April 22, 2004

they don't feed me much in the cave
   comment by MissNikki (#107) on April 22, 2004

Wow!

...call you up when I want to grind, eh?

I'm sure he means swing dancing. Really.
   comment by Mariana (#35) on April 22, 2004

   

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