The Last Saddam Skit?
Looks like the end is nigh for Saddam Hussein. Better get in any last digs now.Note: This skit idea was someone else's from a mcimprov meeting a long time ago.
[The scene is two guys in a house, Frank is holding a book]
Frank: Hey Arny, have you seen the book that Saddam Hussein just published?
Arny: uh, no, why?
Frank: Well call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that one of your drawings is on the cover.
Arny: huh?
[Arny goes over and looks at the cover of the book]
Arny: Holy shit! That is my drawing. That fucker stole it.
Frank: What an asshat.
Arny: [with resolve] Well I'm not letting that prick get away with this.
[Arny goes over to the phone and starts dialing]
[he dials lots and lots of numbers]
[then he dials some more]
phone: ring ring
[switch to a split screen with Arny on one side and Saddam on the other]
Saddam: hello?
Arny: Is this Saddam Hussein?
Saddam: Yes.
Arny: My name is Arnold Semple, and you stole my drawing for the cover of your new book. This is unacceptable.
Saddam: What??? Listen guy, I don't know what you're talking about.
Arny: No, no, I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Saddam: You're crazy guy. I bought that drawing in the bazaar just outside Basra. It's totally legit.
Arny: That picture is called 'Desert Dewpoint' and I drew it last February. I have proof too!
Saddam: [bored] Look, what do you want from me?
Arny: I want royalties.
[Saddam is heard mumbling with some advisors]
[Arny gives Frank a thumbs-up]
Saddam: OK guy, I talked it over with my people, and we agreed you can have some royalties.
Arny: Yeah, that's damn right boy.
Saddam: All you got to do is come to 12 Raed Street in Baghdad, and you can pick up your check.
Arny: ah...
Saddam: What's the matter guy, I thought that's what you wanted.
Arny: Well, I can't...
Saddam: Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht!!! Asshat.
[Saddam hangs up laughing]
Frank: So? What happened?
Arny: Shut up Frank.
| Posted by dustin on March 20, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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