Haste makes waste

Speed dating is a silly concept where you gather single people and get each of them to speak to all of the members of the opposite sex for five minutes each. You write down whom you would like to meet again and give the paper to the speed dating people. If you both "match", the speed dating people give you each other's contact info.



I participated in one of these fiascos on Saturday. There were about forty men and forty women in the room. We sat at long tables, moving from person to person, conveyor belt-style, every five minutes.

In a five minute conversation, you can't really tell anything about anyone. Try to explain your occupation and hobbies in two minutes. Then listen to the other person do the same thing. You now have 60 seconds to find common interests. Les cinq minutes sont terminés. Veuillez changer de place.

The silliest part is, after meeting almost 40 people in two hours, there's no way I could remember names to faces. So a day later, when the speed dating people called and said I had two "matches", I got contact information for two women of whom all I know is their first name. What did we talk about on Saturday? No idea.

Trying to date:
a complete waste of time. What do you think, Brad Wilkerson bobblehead?
*Brad Wilkerson bobblehead nods in agreement*

Posted by chrisdye on April 26, 2004 with category tags of

4 comments
It's like seeing a bunch of movie previews that are sorta similar. Then when you go to see a movie later you know the name, but you can only vaguely remember what it's about until it starts. Then after watching for a while you remember the previews, and you go on to like it or hate it.

And, I would like to mention that I gave Brad Wilkerson to Chris after he was the only person to be denied one at the Expos game. (Expos 2: Phillies: 0. Tickets courtesy of Molson Ex.)
   comment by dustin (#1) on April 27, 2004

that conveyor belt image is hilarious. Also, I'm with you on speed dating. I pretty much panned it in my article last september.
   comment by amy on April 27, 2004

fuck
   comment by nihal on June 18, 2004

sex
   comment by anonymous on June 18, 2004

   

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