Bis-skit

Just a quicky that came about from mis-hearing something on the radio.

[Two businessmen are walking down a street on a hot summer's day. They are both sweating profusely with shirts undone and jackets slung over their shoulders.]

Man1: Do you think this heat will ever let up?
Man2: I hope so. I don't think I can take much more of this.

[Shot of blazing sun]

Man1: I'm parched. I could really use a drink.
Man2: (opens briefcase) Well, I have this... (pulls out bottle of Nectar Fist) but...
Man1: Oh, man. You've had that all along?
Man2: Yeah, but you really don't -

[Man1 grabs bottle out of Man2's hand, pops off the cap and chugs it.]

Man2: You really shouldn't have -
Man1: That was so good!

[Two people dressed all in black with facemasks drop from above beside Man1. The first holds Man1 and the second delivers a brutal punch to the throat of Man1. They disappear as quickly as they appeared. Man1 is on the ground in pain.]

Man2: Man. That Nectar Fist is strong stuff.

Voiceover: Nectar Fist. A mix of 100%-pure tropical fruit juice and a punch to the throat.

Posted by vinny9 on November 13, 2002 with category tags of

3 comments
ooohhh... kind of a rip-off of an SNL add, "Coldcock Malt Liquor," wherein people get punched after drinking.
   comment by JordanRoth (#46) on November 13, 2002, Rated it 2

Hmmm. I just checked it out online. It seems pretty damn close, if not identical. I think I even vaguely remember seeing it after staring at some pictures. Who knows how that wacky subconscious works... Oh well. I still like the name Nectar Fist.
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on November 13, 2002

i could see this playing between skits on SNL. i have to say, though... i was expecting something different from the set up with two hot men and the word fist. i was pleasantly wrong?
   comment by Mariana (#35) on November 22, 2002, Rated it 3

   

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