One Day Happy World Statistics Day, everyone!!! "Let us all acknowledge the crucial role of statistics in fulfilling our global mission of development and peace." -Ban Ki Moon The Real Karate Kid Sweet dreams I'm Lovin' It, so you should Just Do It Language is NSFW, but video is fine. Logorama from Marc Altshuler - Human Music on Vimeo. Won Oscar for Best Animated Short this year! Fucking Magnets! How do they work? LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE! Pop Quiz: Real or Fake Without looking it up on the Inter-webs, what is the likelihood, from 1 to 10, that this is a real video and not a joke? 1 = As real as unicorns with sqrt(-1) horns 10 = Gunther is in the Grammy runnings For some reason I am not convinced either way...it's just so rhythmic and catchy... My Dance Vegetable Audition Tape It's So Simple! Wikipedia is translated into many languages, which makes it super awesome. But what makes it super-duper awesome is Simple English. This language is just a simplified explanation of concepts for lay people and children. Pretty great, eh? Obviously hilarity ensues... Here is one particularly great explanation. *sniffle* Kids names on building beams I Shoot Them (into my mouth) Space Invader cookies Question for the Vorgians Should kids be taught cursive or typing (both? neither?) in elementary school? Kids + Painkillers = Awesome I Don't Even Know Where To Start Man names son Adolf Hitler He has taken the swastikas down from his house and now acknowledges the Holocaust. But... but... this quote... It's mind-blowing: Campbell remains surprised public reaction has been mostly vitriol. And now, he said, he feels threatened and wants out of the spotlight. "I just want all this to be gone," he said Tuesday, emotional after a contentious interview on Fox Radio with host Alan Colmes. "I didn't really think, I guess, that the world is this cruel." Guess Who's Coming to Dinner A semen-based cookbook Includes awesome warning: "Please do not add semen to your guest's food without informing them beforehand."