Luxless in Luxemburg

Hey Lux,
    Yo, whats up? How're the kids? Has little jimmy gotten over his
infection yet? Well, enough about you, I'm having some problems
with your fine product. It was working fine, feeding my hungry
urges with the megalomanic satisfaction I so craved in those lost
hours I spent at my desk. I was lux, lux was me; inseperable. And
then it happened. I went down to my tab bar (OS X) and clicked on
lux, which was right between the AOL symbol and my porn folder.
Well, it started bouncing up and down, then stopped. But it didn't
open. I tried again and again, but it just wouldn't work. I
downloaded it again, but it still wouldn't work. When I was out of
tears, I got bored and just started downloading porn. A week has
gone by, and I'm finally dry, but you didn't need to hear that.
Sorry. That was gross. Well, anyway, I need lux. Oh, by the way,
I'm registered, so like, yea.

I love you.

Kisses,
    Luxless in Luxembourg

Posted by dustin on February 1, 2005 with category tags of shareware Lux

1 comment

That's friggin' hillarious. It's the best laugh I've had in a while. Thx.    → comment by Chris Campbell on February 7, 2005

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