Super A conversation I had this evening:
Me: "There's someone stuck in the elevator."
Superintendent: "I'm not working today."
10 comments | Maybe the superintendent thinks he is the elevator. | | |
True.. he had eaten the little Puerto Rican kid in 5B.
P.S. It was Gil. | | |
"Maybe the superintendent thinks he is the elevator."
If the elevator door was a pun, then we wouldn't have had the problem in the first place. | | |
| I guess you could claim that you don't work on the first of the month (rent due day). | | |
| Sign #45 that it's time to move. | | |
| Epilogue: the firetrucks came. | | |
"Stuck in an Elevator: A Haiku"
The lift stopped working.
Epilogue: the firetrucks came;
The super wouldn't. | | |
| If you use the word "lift", then you have to use the word "firelorries". | | |
| Actually, chrisdye, "lorry" is not a generic term in British English, but refers specifically to the vehicles that truckers drive. You are, of course, correct that no self-respecting British person would say "firetruck"-- they would most likely use "fire engine". | | |
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