Diver's Dilemma
Inspired by a contact lense commercial.Only 40 pages of essays lest to write until I can spend more than 30 seconds on a skit idea!
DIVER'S DILEMMA
[A DIVER is checking his Self-Contained Underwater Breathing
Apparatus. He checks the nozzles, the dials, the mask elastic
for appropriate stretchiness.
He does this for about thirty seconds. Then he listens to
the end of the hose from the oxygen tank while he turns the
dial. Hearing nothing, he loooks concerned. He wipes off
the tip and listens again. Nothing. More concern.
He looks at the tip closely with one eye, then turns on the
dial. This time, it makes a noise. He clasps his eye with
both hands]
DIVER: [painfully] Aah!!! I got oxygen in my eye!
[Runs offstage]
FIN.
| Posted by chrisdye on April 19, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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