Diver's Dilemma

Inspired by a contact lense commercial.
Only 40 pages of essays lest to write until I can spend more than 30 seconds on a skit idea!

DIVER'S DILEMMA

[A DIVER is checking his Self-Contained Underwater Breathing
Apparatus. He checks the nozzles, the dials, the mask elastic
for appropriate stretchiness.
He does this for about thirty seconds. Then he listens to
the end of the hose from the oxygen tank while he turns the
dial. Hearing nothing, he loooks concerned. He wipes off
the tip and listens again. Nothing. More concern.
He looks at the tip closely with one eye, then turns on the
dial. This time, it makes a noise. He clasps his eye with
both hands]


DIVER:
[painfully] Aah!!! I got oxygen in my eye!

[Runs offstage]


FIN.

Posted by chrisdye on April 19, 2003 with category tags of

3 comments
I like that the guy runs offstage. That oxygen must have really hurt!
   comment by Nikki (#43) on April 19, 2003

it's OK. good luck on your essays
   comment by dustin (#1) on April 20, 2003, Rated it 3

The beginning got me interested, but I thought the punchline was a bit sophomoric. Like something a kid would think of... oxygen in the eye? Come on. Sorry, I dont mean to be so harsh.
   comment by anonymous on June 27, 2003, Rated it 1

   

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