Tony the Tamil Tiger

JANEY: What's the matter, Billy?

BILLY: I can't achieve independence for the Tamil people in Sri Lanka.

[TONY, a guy dressed in military fatigues and carrying a machine gun appears out of nowhere]

TONY: Sure you can, Billy!

JANEY: [in awe] Tony!

BILLY: Who are you?

TONY: I'm Tony the Tamil Tiger! Just take this AK-47 and join the civil war, and you'll be able to create an independent Tamil homeland in North and Eastern Sri Lanka in less than forty years!

BILLY: [Thankful] Thanks, Tony!

[Theme Music begins, as Billy applies war paint and begins resisting the Sri Lankan government]

THEME MUSIC:
Show'em you're a Tiger!
Show'em what you can do!
The Liberation Army of Tamil Eelam
Brings out the Tiger in you!

TONY: We're guerrrrrrrrrrr-illas!

Posted by chrisdye on September 21, 2002 with category tags of Skit

3 comments

Huzzah. This is short and funny.    → comment by dustin (#1) on March 8, 2003, Rated it 5 So silly. I approve!    → comment by Bryan (#22) on March 9, 2003, Rated it 5 HAHA    → comment by anonymous on December 3, 2003, Rated it 4

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