The weather today...
Here's my first submission. You can tell it's good because it has three periods after the title.(Cut to weatherman standing in front of map of the USA.)
Weatherman: Hello, and welcome back. I'm Weatherman McWeatherman, and this is the weather for the week. Tonight, a cold front will move into your house, causing tempartures in the low fourties.
(puts label on Michigan that says "Your House")
WM: It will continue until Tuesday, when hurricane Willie will hit your backyard, here.
(puts label behind first label, it says "Your Backyard")
WM: Willie is expected to cause sever damage to your dog.
(puts stuffed dog on Michigan, someone off camera barks and yips until the weatherman smacks the dog. it whimpers, then shuts up)
WM: The areas of your dog expected to get hit worse are the limbs and tail.
(takes out pocket knife, chops off dogs limbs and tail while dog does a doggy-scream thing)
WM: Wednesday is expected to bring sun, with highs in the 80's, but watch out for ants if you're going on a picnic, because according to leading opthomalogists, this is the biggest day of the season for ants. I had to postpone my plans, so I brought this homemade jelly to work!
(takes out open can of jelly and places it on dog, huge puppet-ant comes and starts eating the jelly while the dog screams)
WM: Thursday will be around 60 degrees and partly cloudy, with a 10 percent chance of rain.
(ant leaves. nothing else happens.)
Dog: phew!
WM: Friday, look for highs in the mid- 70's, and watch for rock slides.
(rocks drop on dog while it makes more cute doggy noises of agony)
WM: Saturday, look for highs in the upper 70's, with an 80 percent chance of evil Martians taking over the world.
(Martians walk on camera, take out probe thing, grin at each other, and take dog off stage while it screams)
WM: And Sunday, we can look forward to clear skies, highs in the low 80's, and the Inspector sketch.
(cut to Inspector sketch, which may or may not be posted later)
| Posted by TANK on July 27, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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Written by TANK
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