The Inspector SketchHeh heh... "chews on his shoe thoughtfully."[ Cut to police office. Police Commissioner and a policeman are sitting down, shuffling through papers and looking concerned. ] Commissioner: Hmm, this is quite a case. I'm not sure I can handle this alone. Cop: Sir, why not send for Inspector Headcase? Com: Good idea! I'll fetch him. [ Commissioner walks out the door, while the cop looks around nervously. dramatic music plays in the background. After a bit of this, the camera pans to the cops face, now drenched in sweat. the music swells. Suddenly, a loud crash is heard. ] Headcase (falling through window): Uh! Who put that there? [ Headcase starts looking at the window, obviously frightened. ] Commish (coming through door): Headcase, we have something for you to investigate. [ Headcase is hiding under the commish's desk. ] Headcase: Aha! I've found the perp! [ He starts chewing on his shoe thoughtfully, looking at the commish. ] Cop: Er, shouldn't you review the case first, Inspector? Headcase: (shouting): I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS, DEEDELY DEE! Caption: Later... [ We see headcase banging his head against a wall, while Mrs. Widow explains the murder of her husband. The outline of her husbands body is on the floor, in a disco position. ] Widow (crying): And then the man *sniff* pulled a *sniff* gun, and- Headcase: (pointing at the outline) Aha! A clue! [ Headcase examines the outline for about 10 seconds, then jumps up, frightened ] Headcase: Gasp (spoken, not gasped)! There's been a murder! I'm outta here! [ He runs into the wall, and falls over, unconscious. The woman shrugs, and leaves room. Headcase wakes up, and takes a candy out of his pocket. Zoom in on candy. Wrapper says "ANAL CANDY". ] [ cut to "Anal Candy" skit, which probably won't be posted, as it wasn't written by me ]
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