185 atheists walk into a bar, and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The atheists ask why not, and the bartender says, "You always leave your tab unprayed!"
That was the best I could come up with after five minutes staring at my keyboard. *rust*
"witter" adj., something bitter, yet witty. - Ken (while working a dead end waiter job at a small chinese food restaurant in rural Alberta)[quote database]