fun with chemistry
I never had one of those home chemistry sets, they were all a little tame for my distinguished tastes.Well the answer is here my friends...
[the screen is filled with crazy flashing lights]
excited voice: It's here!!!
excited voice: The toy that you've dreamed about!!!
excited voice: Fun for the whole family!!!
excited voice: It's the home 'Chemistry and Cocktail set'
[the package of the kit spins into the forefront]
excited voice: Our kit contains many of the base ingrediants to make your favorite substances right in your own home.
excited voice: Just add some water and chemistry and soon you'll be making things such as...
[the excited voice speeds up while listing off the possibilities]
excited voice: whiskey, PVC, bourbon, asbestos, nylon, cognac, arsenic, methyl-hydroxyethyl-cellulose, moonshine, MDMA, and much much more!!!
excited voice: Best of all, get your kids the set and you'll be enjoying sweet sweet homemade substances at you convenience.
[cut to a room where a kid is wearing goggles behind some chemistry gear. His dad is swaggering around drunk holding a drink. They are both happy, having clearly bonded]
excited voice: Exclusively from Alchotech, only 39.95.
| Posted by dustin on September 17, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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