In need of undead-related humour.

I am in desperate need of any funny zombie jokes anyone might know, for use in a movie I'm putting together with some friends. So... Joke me.

Posted by TANK on October 2, 2003 with category tags of

6 comments
well, not a joke per se, but pretty damn funny, if you like this sort of thing...http://www.zombiepinups.com
   comment by Chronomorph (#11) on October 3, 2003

guy 1: Why'd the zombie cross the road?

guy 2: I don't know, why?

guy 1: To eat your brains you stupid motherfucker.

   comment by dustin (#1) on October 3, 2003

I'm Chronomorph!

Grrr....

Make sure that you don't log on automatically as me you id-stealing, old so-and-so!
   comment by Chronomorph (#11) on October 3, 2003

Apologies! I was on KC's computer & didn't even check! Sorry, sorry!
   comment by alice (#60) on October 3, 2003

Why did the young zombie fail his Cemetary class?

He made a grave mistake!
   comment by anonymous on October 4, 2003

ye olde vinny9, again
   comment by anonymous on October 4, 2003

   

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