My Cosmo has arrived!After all these years, I can finally learn how to be a real woman. Apparently, men love it when you sound sexy on the phone: "For a vocal effect that has major charm appeal, drop your jaw and keep your lips slightly pursed so sound resonates and comes out fuller". Also, my romantic life is sure to improve if I "wear pink" on my next date because men like "happy hues". Oh, yes, and the most important tip this month is that I should get a pair of "boyfriend undies": "Courteney Cox and Sarah Jessica Parker have snatched up these panties, which have men's monikers spelled out in crystals". I'm a little confused, though, because on p.7, I'm told not to wear any underwear at all. Ever. Hmmm, I guess this is pretty complex stuff.
7 comments | I don't understand why people read this bullshit every month. Here's all the advice you need to get men in one simple line: men like it when women kiss/touch/undress/dance/have sex with them. | | |
| Women like having their names spelled out in little crystals on men's underwear. | | |
| That reminds me, time for laundry... | | |
Men like it when girls dance with them?
As for the underwear issue, I support wearing panties. Because they make nice post-coital hats. | | |
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