Crocodile Hunter
What is the crocodile hunter really about?Crocodile Hunter is in a pool of snakes.
CROCODILE HUNTER: Crikey! I'm here in southern eastern northern Africa, where nature has created a plexiglass pit of snakes from India! I'm here, in the pit, surrounded by the snakes.
(Snakes are clearly fake.)
CROCODILE HUNTER: Crikey! I think one of them tried to bite me!
DIRECTOR: And, cut! That was great, Steve. You worked wonders.
CROCODILE HUNTER: You don't think people will notice that the snakes are made of rubber?
DIRECTOR: No way, Steve. Ok, let's move to the plexiglass pit with real snakes.
Crew moves to other pit.
DIRECTOR: Ok, push the stuntman in!
STUNTMAN: No, please, AHH!
DIRECTOR: Rolling! And, action!
STUNTMAN: (screaming terribly)
NARRATOR: Steve would have died if the Wakkiollilli tribe hadn't shown up, and pulled him out of the pit with a spear.
Tribesman pull stuntman out of pit and carry him to the bottom, where he is laid out on a board.
NARRATOR: The tribesman heal Steve's venemous wounds by searing his flesh with a millitary-grade flamethrower.
STUNTMAN: Thanks for pulling me out- AHH! HOW IT BURNS!
NARRATOR:They then cool him off with a 30-pround brick of dry-ice.
STUNTMAN: Please don't burn me again. What's that? Why is it smoking? I- AHH! AHH! AHHHHHH!
NARRATOR: It looks like Steve is in immense pain, but his bloodcurling scream is actually a sign of gratitude to the Wakiollilli. Fortunately, Steve has survived.
DIRECTOR: And, cut! That was great Bill!
Bill the stuntman is cut up from the snakes and his flesh is browned by the flamethrower.
DIRECTOR: That was fantastic! Don't you think so, Bill? Move a pinky if you think so.
Bill tries to move one, it falls off.
DIRECTOR: Well, back to Steve.
The crew moves back to Steve. He puts a band-aid on his forehead to make it look like he was hurt.
DIRECTOR: Rolling, and action!
CROCODILE HUNTER: Crikey! I am amazed I was able to survive that! But I am the Crocodile Hunter, only I could survive something like that! But I didn't do it alone. It was with the help of the Wakka-Lolo- something, and the good people at Band-Aid. Look! It has Garfield on it! Isn't she a bute?
| Posted by nose on December 6, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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