Grief

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(In hospital)
Jeni: OMG…are you okay? What happened? What’s wrong?
Chan: (laying in hospital bed silently) I never should have been drinking. You should have told me to stop. You know I can’t take more than 3 shots!
Jeni: Wait…is this about your car? I’ll pay for the damage…it wasn’t that bad!
Chan: Was it?
Jeni: Uh…. sorry?
Chan: No, you don’t get it. You never get it! He’s dead. Never coming back and never going to see him again. It’s all my fault. Everything…I did it all.
Jeni: what? Who? OMG…what happened?
Chan: I was driving Dan home…and we were talking and then the road just got so blurry and then I was lying in the car and I couldn’t find Dan. And then I must have passed out because I woke up here.
Jeni: So…where’s Dan?
Chan: He wasn’t wearing his seatbelt.
Jeni: SO…. Where’s Dan?
Chan: Don’t you get it!!!
Jeni: uhmm…is he like down the hall? Is this a trick question??? Wait a minute…. I thought Dan was your boyfriend, not your car.
Chan: Well yeah! What do you think I’ve been talking about all this time???
Jeni: Your car? That you named Dan?
Chan: Ugh…No, I’ve been talking about Dan, my boyfriend. My dead boyfriend!
Jeni: Oh…well it’s not a big major deal…he was only your boyfriend for a few years.
Chan: Excuse me. MY boyfriend just died here.
Jeni: Oh…well at least you have that hot male nurse for a whole week! Can I stay the night? I found out that he’d be checking on you every few hours.
Chan: How am I gonna face his parents? What do I say?
Jeni: um…That you murdered their son? Well people get killed in accidents all the time. This one isn’t that different.
Chan: (sigh) What would you do?
Jeni: First of all, I never would have been driving him home, he’d be driving me home; it’s too hard to drive in heels.
Chan: I knew you wouldn’t be able to help.
Jeni: Wait…
give me a chance. Umm…
Chan: What could you ever tell me that would be helpful?
Jeni: Ouch. That totally hit a nerve.
Chan: Whatever
Jeni: stop being so grouchy…I know you lost your boyfriend and all, but don’t take it out on me.
Chan: Friends are supposed to help friends. You’re doing the total opposite.
Jeni: I know. Is it helping?
Chan: Wait, what do you mean helping. What are you talking about. You know what. If you’re going to be like this just leave.
Jeni: No wait. I’m sorry I’ll stop. I’ve been trying to lighten the situation
Chan: How? By making it seem worse?
Jeni: Well…it seemed like a good idea at the time. I’m sorry.
Chan: You ARE an airhead.
Jeni: Only when I want to be. I’m not like this all the time.
Chan: Well, now asking the smart normal Jeni, what do I do?
Jeni: tell them the truth. Nothing hurts more than lies and nothing is as relieving as the truth. Be there for the parents and let them know o much you cared. I mean like, ya’ll was gonna get married. That counts for something doesn’t it?
Chan: I don’t know. The first time in meeting them I’ll have to tell them I killed their son.
Jeni: You’ll do fine. They’ll understand. Don’t sweat it. (leaves for a moment) Here, Strawberry Ice-Cream, your favorite.
Chan: Thanks. (hmm) How weird. I never thought my worst friend would get me through my worst of times.
Jeni: Worst friend, thanks.
Chan: Well, not anymore. Hey pass me a spoon!
(lights dim)

Posted by sweet_tart26 on December 10, 2003 with category tags of

10 comments
its funny and sad the ending could be better!
   comment by anonymous on December 10, 2003, Rated it 4

"what? Who? OMG…what happened?"
That was my reaction to this skit. Maybe it's just me, but I couldn't figure out what was going on.
...
Of course, I am sick, so I might not be thinking too clearly.
   comment by TANK (#89) on December 10, 2003

Okay, I re-read it a few times, and I have this to say: At least the poor punctuation and nonsensical dialogue helped distract me from the near total lack of jokes.
   comment by TANK (#89) on December 10, 2003, Rated it 1

-Chan plays it way too straight.
-Jeni has no distinct personality
-No jokes, puns, broken platform, insanity... Where's the funny supposed to be? In one girl being insensitive to another? Uh... haha?
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on December 10, 2003, Rated it 1

I think Jeni should unplug Chan at the end.
   comment by Bryan (#22) on December 10, 2003, Rated it 1

I give this a gnarly. It's not the average sketch on Sillytech, which sometimes are a bit sketchy. I enjoyed it. Please post more.
   comment by chrisdye (#15) on December 13, 2003, Rated it 4

Never in my life have I not laughed for so long. Thank you, Sweet Tart something or rather, for helping me break my record for longest consecutive non-laugh time period.
   comment by nose (#120) on December 30, 2003, Rated it 1

HOW MANY TIMES IS NIMER GOING TO CHANGE HIS NAME?
JENI SALL IS A DAMN LIAR; WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT MUSLIMS THAN THEY ARE KILLING JEWS AND CHRISTIANS ALL OVER THE WORLD.
IT IS NOT US WHO NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT "ISLAM", THEY NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT JUDAISM, CHRISTIANITY AND OTHER RELIGIONS.
WHEN IT IS EXPOSED WHAT THOSE FROM THE "PEACEFUL RELIGION" HAVE DONE TO MANY AMERICANS, THEY WILL BE LIKED EVEN LESS.
I AM SICK TO DEATH OF MUSLIMS DOWNING OTHER RELIGIONS, THEIR EXTREME HATRED OF JEWS AND MOST OF ALL THEIR DAMNABLE LIES.
THE MOB LOVES ISLAM AND WOULD LOVE US TO LOVE IT SO THEY CAN THROW DEMOCRACY OUT THE WINDOW AND HAVE MORE CONTROL OF US.
THE INTERNET IN ANOTHER CERTAIN LANGUAGE IS "PROGRAM U".
KEEP IN MIND, YOU ARE BEING IDENTIFIED AND ANY INFO U WRITE IS BEING KEPT ON YOU BY SO CALLED "RESEARCHERS".
   comment by Why MO me even more? on October 4, 2004

A TO Z GETS SICK AND ONE REASON IS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW THAT WE ARE VICTIMS OF ROGUE "GERMERS" IN A BIO WAR THEY HAVE NOT BEEN TOLD ABOUT.
GOVERNMENTS FIRST DUTY IS TO PROTECT IT'S CITIZENS AND THEY HAVE BEEN UNABLE AND UNWILLING EVEN WITH ALL OUR MONEY WE GIVE THEM.
THEY HAVE MURDERED MILLIONS OF THE BABIES AND NOW WE MUST IMPORT ENEMIES TO AFFORD THE BABY BOOMERS. SOME OF THEM THINK ITS EASIER TO HAVE SOME US HAVE AN EARLY DEATH.
   comment by Why MO me even more? on October 4, 2004

Thank-you, internet, for keeping crazy people at the computer and away from the subway stations.
   comment by anonymous on October 4, 2004

   

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