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This could work as a radio or live sketch.

Phone Sex

(Guy Calling on phone, we hear dialing sounds and ring)

Girl
Hello. Cheap sluts.

Guy
Huh? Hello. I was looking for Discount Sluts. I must have dialed the wrong number.

Girl
Hey Horny! We’ll take care of you cheap!

Guy
That sounds good, but I’m a thrifty sort. I’m really looking for the best deal in sluts. Discount Sluts were really low priced!

Girl
Listen, sexy man, we’ll meet or beat any other sluts price!

Guy
I really want the best bang for the buck, so to speak. The most slut for the dollar.

Girl
We consider ourselves the Wal-Mart of sluts, honey.

Guy
That sounds tempting, but I’m looking for a better deal.

Girl
Hey, you cheap bastard—

Guy
What’d you call me?

Girl
Cheap bastard?

Guy(getting turned on)
Oh yeah—Tell me more!

Girl
You’re so cheap, you’ve probably got the first dollar you ever made!

Guy
As a matter of fact----Ohhh more!

Girl
You’re so cheap, you separate your two ply toilet paper so it lasts longer!

Guy(more turned on)
Yeah! Yeah! I do! I do!

Girl
You’re so cheap, you’d send your mom a birthday card postage due!

Guy
Great Idea! I love it. I love it! Ohhhh!

Girl
Did you?--- (accusing) You son of a bitch! I don’t suppose you’ll give me your credit card number?

Guy
Thanks Cheap Sluts! That was the cheapest ever!

Girl
You’re welcome. I guess.



Fade out

Posted by larrylorre on December 13, 2003 with category tags of

9 comments
Your skit was insulting and it objectifies women! You ought to be ashamed of yourself! And I don't think the last line really fit.
   comment by anonymous on December 13, 2003, Rated it 4

Your skit was insulting and it objectifies women! You ought to be ashamed of yourself! And I don't think the last line really fit.
   comment by anonymous on December 13, 2003, Rated it 4

Your skit was repetitive and it repeats itself constantly! You ought to repeat yourself!
   comment by anonymous on December 13, 2003

But then it just degenerates into "you're so cheap..." You've got a great concept for a skit maybe explore the negotiation/economic aspect of the setup or break it by having them go off onto some unrelated topic. Just suggesting. The opening is very funny though.
   comment by vinny9 (#33) on December 13, 2003, Rated it 3

I agree with Vinny, the start had potential, but it just kinda faded off and never got back on track.
   comment by TANK (#89) on December 22, 2003, Rated it 2

Hey, nasty skits are fine, but this one was a little over-the top for my tastes. Keep up the good work, though.
   comment by nose (#120) on December 29, 2003, Rated it 2

A little longer & punch up the very end a little and this would definately be a hit.
   comment by revolution (#132) on December 30, 2003, Rated it 3

riggght! are you experienced? he he
   comment by Yup on January 5, 2004

The opening is good, I feel that it degenerates into a Rodney Dangerfield-esque one liner assault. It appears that you came across a handful of funny "you are so cheap, that..." jokes and wrote the whole sketch around someone using them on someone else. I thought it was mildy amusing.
   comment by AlexDelage on January 22, 2004

   

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