Feedback wantedThis could work as a radio or live sketch.Phone Sex (Guy Calling on phone, we hear dialing sounds and ring) Girl Hello. Cheap sluts. Guy Huh? Hello. I was looking for Discount Sluts. I must have dialed the wrong number. Girl Hey Horny! We値l take care of you cheap! Guy That sounds good, but I知 a thrifty sort. I知 really looking for the best deal in sluts. Discount Sluts were really low priced! Girl Listen, sexy man, we値l meet or beat any other sluts price! Guy I really want the best bang for the buck, so to speak. The most slut for the dollar. Girl We consider ourselves the Wal-Mart of sluts, honey. Guy That sounds tempting, but I知 looking for a better deal. Girl Hey, you cheap bastard� Guy What壇 you call me? Girl Cheap bastard? Guy(getting turned on) Oh yeah裕ell me more! Girl You池e so cheap, you致e probably got the first dollar you ever made! Guy As a matter of fact----Ohhh more! Girl You池e so cheap, you separate your two ply toilet paper so it lasts longer! Guy(more turned on) Yeah! Yeah! I do! I do! Girl You池e so cheap, you壇 send your mom a birthday card postage due! Guy Great Idea! I love it. I love it! Ohhhh! Girl Did you?--- (accusing) You son of a bitch! I don稚 suppose you値l give me your credit card number? Guy Thanks Cheap Sluts! That was the cheapest ever! Girl You池e welcome. I guess. Fade out
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