Feedback wanted

This could work as a radio or live sketch.

Phone Sex

(Guy Calling on phone, we hear dialing sounds and ring)

Girl
Hello. Cheap sluts.

Guy
Huh? Hello. I was looking for Discount Sluts. I must have dialed the wrong number.

Girl
Hey Horny! We値l take care of you cheap!

Guy
That sounds good, but I知 a thrifty sort. I知 really looking for the best deal in sluts. Discount Sluts were really low priced!

Girl
Listen, sexy man, we値l meet or beat any other sluts price!

Guy
I really want the best bang for the buck, so to speak. The most slut for the dollar.

Girl
We consider ourselves the Wal-Mart of sluts, honey.

Guy
That sounds tempting, but I知 looking for a better deal.

Girl
Hey, you cheap bastard�

Guy
What壇 you call me?

Girl
Cheap bastard?

Guy(getting turned on)
Oh yeah裕ell me more!

Girl
You池e so cheap, you致e probably got the first dollar you ever made!

Guy
As a matter of fact----Ohhh more!

Girl
You池e so cheap, you separate your two ply toilet paper so it lasts longer!

Guy(more turned on)
Yeah! Yeah! I do! I do!

Girl
You池e so cheap, you壇 send your mom a birthday card postage due!

Guy
Great Idea! I love it. I love it! Ohhhh!

Girl
Did you?--- (accusing) You son of a bitch! I don稚 suppose you値l give me your credit card number?

Guy
Thanks Cheap Sluts! That was the cheapest ever!

Girl
You池e welcome. I guess.



Fade out

Posted by larrylorre on December 13, 2003 with category tags of

9 comments
Your skit was insulting and it objectifies women! You ought to be ashamed of yourself! And I don't think the last line really fit.
  → comment by anonymous on December 13, 2003, Rated it 4

Your skit was insulting and it objectifies women! You ought to be ashamed of yourself! And I don't think the last line really fit.
  → comment by anonymous on December 13, 2003, Rated it 4

Your skit was repetitive and it repeats itself constantly! You ought to repeat yourself!
  → comment by anonymous on December 13, 2003

But then it just degenerates into "you're so cheap..." You've got a great concept for a skit maybe explore the negotiation/economic aspect of the setup or break it by having them go off onto some unrelated topic. Just suggesting. The opening is very funny though.
  → comment by vinny9 (#33) on December 13, 2003, Rated it 3

I agree with Vinny, the start had potential, but it just kinda faded off and never got back on track.
  → comment by TANK (#89) on December 22, 2003, Rated it 2

Hey, nasty skits are fine, but this one was a little over-the top for my tastes. Keep up the good work, though.
  → comment by nose (#120) on December 29, 2003, Rated it 2

A little longer & punch up the very end a little and this would definately be a hit.
  → comment by revolution (#132) on December 30, 2003, Rated it 3

riggght! are you experienced? he he
  → comment by Yup on January 5, 2004

The opening is good, I feel that it degenerates into a Rodney Dangerfield-esque one liner assault. It appears that you came across a handful of funny "you are so cheap, that..." jokes and wrote the whole sketch around someone using them on someone else. I thought it was mildy amusing.
  → comment by AlexDelage on January 22, 2004

   

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