Feedback wantedThis could work as a radio or live sketch.Phone Sex (Guy Calling on phone, we hear dialing sounds and ring) Girl Hello. Cheap sluts. Guy Huh? Hello. I was looking for Discount Sluts. I must have dialed the wrong number. Girl Hey Horny! We’ll take care of you cheap! Guy That sounds good, but I’m a thrifty sort. I’m really looking for the best deal in sluts. Discount Sluts were really low priced! Girl Listen, sexy man, we’ll meet or beat any other sluts price! Guy I really want the best bang for the buck, so to speak. The most slut for the dollar. Girl We consider ourselves the Wal-Mart of sluts, honey. Guy That sounds tempting, but I’m looking for a better deal. Girl Hey, you cheap bastard— Guy What’d you call me? Girl Cheap bastard? Guy(getting turned on) Oh yeah—Tell me more! Girl You’re so cheap, you’ve probably got the first dollar you ever made! Guy As a matter of fact----Ohhh more! Girl You’re so cheap, you separate your two ply toilet paper so it lasts longer! Guy(more turned on) Yeah! Yeah! I do! I do! Girl You’re so cheap, you’d send your mom a birthday card postage due! Guy Great Idea! I love it. I love it! Ohhhh! Girl Did you?--- (accusing) You son of a bitch! I don’t suppose you’ll give me your credit card number? Guy Thanks Cheap Sluts! That was the cheapest ever! Girl You’re welcome. I guess. Fade out
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