TLC New Show

Fevered Flu dream last night. It seemed funny with 102 fever. TLC has got to be stopped.

The Learning Channel’s new show: While you were mourning

(Overview / narrated to still photos of cheap remodel projects)

1 Designer
1 carpenter
and a hit man all add up to TLC’s latest smash hit: While you were mourning.

Our crew assassinates a loved one and while you are at the funeral remodels a room in your house on a budget of $20.00.

(Skit pick’s up with Ken returning)

Jan: Honey I am in the bedroom

Ken: It was so sad I think I cried the whole weekend I wish you could have been there for me but that big meeting… Wait who are all these people?

Jan: Ken this is Bob the designer and Jim the carpenter and… While you were mourning.

Ken: You mean this was all for a show?

Bob: Yep

Ken: So everyone was in on it?

Bob: Yep

Ken: So my Nana is not dead?

Bob: No we killed her. (said a matter of factly)

Ken: You killed my Nana?

Bob: But look at this new lamp you have. (piece of junk wooden monstrosity)

Ken: Lamp? A lamp? Nana… (Ken breaks down)

Bob: I think he liked it. Oh well for Jan, Jim and Ken this is Bob wrapping up another episode of While you were mourning. Bye bye

Posted by matt_mal on December 21, 2003 with category tags of Skit

4 comments
I like it as a draft, but I think you should flesh it out more. If you're going to have a go at the plethora of - worthless - reno shows, have a good go. Great start!
→ comment by anonymous on December 22, 2003

I like the concept but the budget of $20 might be unneccesary. The place could actually look nice. Maybe in the end Ken likes what they've done. Just an idea, of course. Either way could work.
→ comment by Chronomorph (#11) on December 25, 2003, Rated it 3

It's a really good idea, it just needs to be polished up and added to. You need more content, and hate to nag, but better grammar. Just make it a bit more pleasing to the eye, and it'll make all the difference in the world.
→ comment by anonymous on December 26, 2003, Rated it 3

Well, a little short, but it's skits like this that make wasting my time on this sad, dreary little website all worth it.
→ comment by nose (#120) on December 30, 2003, Rated it 4

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