TLC New Show
Fevered Flu dream last night. It seemed funny with 102 fever. TLC has got to be stopped.The Learning Channel’s new show: While you were mourning
(Overview / narrated to still photos of cheap remodel projects)
1 Designer
1 carpenter
and a hit man all add up to TLC’s latest smash hit: While you were mourning.
Our crew assassinates a loved one and while you are at the funeral remodels a room in your house on a budget of $20.00.
(Skit pick’s up with Ken returning)
Jan: Honey I am in the bedroom
Ken: It was so sad I think I cried the whole weekend I wish you could have been there for me but that big meeting… Wait who are all these people?
Jan: Ken this is Bob the designer and Jim the carpenter and… While you were mourning.
Ken: You mean this was all for a show?
Bob: Yep
Ken: So everyone was in on it?
Bob: Yep
Ken: So my Nana is not dead?
Bob: No we killed her. (said a matter of factly)
Ken: You killed my Nana?
Bob: But look at this new lamp you have. (piece of junk wooden monstrosity)
Ken: Lamp? A lamp? Nana… (Ken breaks down)
Bob: I think he liked it. Oh well for Jan, Jim and Ken this is Bob wrapping up another episode of While you were mourning. Bye bye
| Posted by matt_mal on December 21, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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