My Show's most popular character...
My TV show's most popular character is Slappy, the small little red-head boy from Sweden. This sketch is all about him.HOST: Hello, I'm Jessie Kan, and you're watching the Lovely Lovers show!
AUDIENCE APPLAUDES
HOST: Well let's meet our blind-date victim for today, Sallista Tano, everybody!
SALLISTA APPEARS FROM BEHIND THE CURTAIN.
SALLISTA: I'm so excited to be here, Jessie!
JESSIE: I'd be excited if I didn't hate my life so much!
SALLISTA: What?
JESSIE: I said I'm excited that you've been a wife so... much... anyway, let's get the three contestants out here.
THE THREE CONTESTANTS APPEAR, TWO ARE PERFECT, AND THEN THERE'S SLAPPY.
JESSIE: Wow! One is a ridiculously rich oil baron from Euroupe. One is a poet from Maine, and one is a small, 19 year-old boy from Sweden. It's up to you to put the faces to the personalities! I think I'll drink some pesticides.
SALLISTA: What?
JESSIE: I said let's go down...the...slippy slide.
SALLISTA: Ok... I'm gonna say the man in the suit is the oil baron, the man in the sweater is the 19 year old boy, and the red head is the poet from Maine! And I wanna go out with the person who I think is the poet from Maine!
JESSIE: Whoa, whoa. Little off there. The man in the sweater is the poet from Maine, I'm afraid you just set yourself up with a small 19 year old boy from Sweden.
SALLISTA: What?!
SLAPPY: Come to Papa!
SALLISTA: Ewww!
JESSIE: Well, we'll check in with them later, I'm Jessie Kan, and I wish I was never born!
| Posted by nose on December 29, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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