Meet Slappy
Sorry Slappy appears so "Undeveloped". He's going to be in our live show in January, and he really needs visuals to be funny. Here's the rest of the unfinished Lovely Lovers sketch.JESSIE: And, we're back, Slappy and Sallista have arrived in Chez Gondeau, the fancy restaraunt downtown. We bring you there live.
SLAPPY: I Vreally like you're teeth. They're very shiny, ja?
SALLISTA: Umm, yes...
SLAPPY: My teeth are shiny beacuse they're made of plastic, ja ja? Haugh! Ha Haugh!
SALLISTA: Ok... waiter. Waiter?
WAITER: We, madame?
SALLISTA: Yes, I think we're ready to order.
SLAPPY: Yes, ve are vready to order, Ha! Haugh!
WAITER: Yes, for the madame?
SALLISTA: I'll have the red roasted duck with a side of apple sauce, please.
SLAPPY: Zat's alotta food for one lady. Zomeone is gonna hava big tushy when ve are done eating!
SALLISTA: Well I never-
SLAPPY: Used a thighmaster? Went on a diet? Eaten a meal with less then a metric ton of food involved?
SALLISTA: What are you having then?
SLAPPY: The Zpagetti noodles, yes.
WAITER: Right way, sir, And to drink?
SLAPPY:No, my stinky french friend.
SALLISTA: Maybe some wine?
WAITER: Yes, Fatame- I mean, Madame.
SALLISTA: That's it! I'm leaving!!!
SLAPPY: Good luck with all that! Or should I say, all zat fat! Ha! Haugh Haugh HA! But now I am alone. Why can't I find somebody to love.
UNSEEN SPEAKER: Excuse me, but are you from Sveden?
SLAPPY TURNS AROUND SEEING A FEMALE VERSION OF HIM.
SLAPPY: Vy, yes.
SMACKY: My name is Smacky. May I join you?
SLAPPY: Haugh! Haugh, ha! (Blushing) But of course.
| Posted by nose on December 30, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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