My thoughts
My thoughts go here::::::Man and woman enter a room making out as they make their way onto a sofa:::::
Kelly: Wait there's something underneath me.
::::::pulls out a human finger and throws it on the ground freaked out::::::
Whata hell that's a human finger!
Brian: What....no no ..this is aaaahhh....pen...yeah
Kelly: No it's not I can see the blood!
Brian: No that's just red ink...or something.
:::::begins to kiss her to make her forget:::::
:::Kelly begins to feel something else digging into her back, and pulls out an arm:::::
Kelly: Ok now I know this a human arm.
Brian: No.....that's...aaaahhh brush....of some sort
Kelly: No its not it's a an arm and its missing the finger I found earlier.
Brian: HHHmmmm..... We'll I guess it is an arm.... weird....
Kelly: You can't tell me you didn't know about this.
Brian: Well it's not mine. You act as if it's something unusual.
Kelly: A little.....yes!
Brian: Not like I'm the only guy with a human arm in his sofa.
Kelly: Ok I'm leaving.
::::as Kelly opens the door Brian's roommate Jon walks in:::::
Jon: Hey what's up guys.
:::waving his armless stump::::
Kelly: :::screams:::: Your missing your arm shouldn't you call a doctor.
Jon: No I'm fine. I cut it off for a reason.
Kelly: oh! Ok!
Jon: Yeah I got a paper cut earlier today and those things are a pain. So I'm just gonna avoid "that whole thing".
Kelly: I see what you mean.
Brian: See I'm not weird.
::::Jon walks over by the table and hits his shin then falls down::::
Jon: AAAaaa fuck that hurt!
Kelly: Do you want some ice for that.
Jon: No it's too late. Get a knife from the kitchen, this leg has to go.
Kelly: I'm sure it will be ok just put some ice on it.
Jon: Why do you want to see me suffer!!?
Kelly: I don't to see you suffer but your not cutting off your leg from a bruise.
::::Jon tries to get up by lifting himself by the table on which was paper and gets another paper cut::::
Jon: Oh my god not again! Why sweet Jesus why!!!
:::starts crawling to the kitchen::::
Kelly: Is he always this dramatic?
Brian: Well he cut off his arm so he's not much for jokes.
:::::Jon tries to open a drawer hurts himself by:::::
Jon: :::bites lip from pain::: The horrid splinter....oh fuck!
:::falls on the ground and begins to twitch:::::
Kelly: Ok I'm leaving this is ridiculous.
Brian: See you later!
:::Brian gets a stick of gum and starts to chew then bites himself on the lip falls on the ground and crawls to the kitchen::::
Brian: :::muttering::: must cut off lip.
Kelly: :::rolls eyes:::: don't forget the splinter on the drawer.:::::closes the door::::
:::::hear a scream from Brian:::::
Brian: Ahhhhh shit......splinter!
| Posted by IronPressed on December 30, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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