THE DOG WALKER
Spoof of "The Scientist" by ColdplayTHE DOG WALKER
SPOOF OF "THE SCIENTIST" BY COLDPLAY
NEW WORDS BY BIGNOSE
VERSE 1: COME UP TO SEE YA, TELL YA THE TRUTH, HAVEN'T BEEN HONEST 'BOUT MY JOB.
I WALK PUPPIES, FROM ALL OVER THE CITY, I OFTEN TAKE THEM TO A PARK.
THIS NEXT PART WILL BE HARD, FOR YOU TO ACCEPT. I ALSO PICK UP THEIR DOODOO.
RUNNING IN CIRCLES. WAGGING THEIR TAILS. THEN THEY STOP TO RELIEVE THEMSELVES
CHORUS: OH MAN, I GOT SOME ON ME! THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE BAD SMELL.
THIS IS MY SCOOPER NAMED STEVEY, THIS IS MY BAG NAMED MICHELLE.
BOUGHT THEM BOTH AT WAL-MART.
VERSE 2: WHEN I WAS A KID, WAY BACK WHEN, I WANTED TO BE A VET.
LOOK AT ME NOW, COVERED IN DOG POOP. NEVER WOULD A MADE IT, I BET.
TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, COME BACK TO HAUNT ME, OH WHAT A RUSH TO THE START.
RUNNING IN CIRCLES, CHASING THEIR TAILS. THEN THEY STOP TO RELIEVE THEMSELVES.
CHORUS: NOBODY SAID IT WAS EASY! IT WOULD BE SUCH A SHAME FOR US TO PART.
THE TEXTURE IS REALLY QUITE WIERD. NO ONE EVER SAID IT WOULD BE SO HARD!
I THINK I'M GONNA BARF.
VERSE 3: OH OOOOH, OOOOOH! AH OOOOOOH, OOOOOH! OH OOOOOH, OOOH! OH OOOOOOH!
| Posted by nose on December 30, 2003 with category tags of music |
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