THE DOG WALKER

Spoof of "The Scientist" by Coldplay
THE DOG WALKER
SPOOF OF "THE SCIENTIST" BY COLDPLAY
NEW WORDS BY BIGNOSE
VERSE 1: COME UP TO SEE YA, TELL YA THE TRUTH, HAVEN'T BEEN HONEST 'BOUT MY JOB.
I WALK PUPPIES, FROM ALL OVER THE CITY, I OFTEN TAKE THEM TO A PARK.
THIS NEXT PART WILL BE HARD, FOR YOU TO ACCEPT. I ALSO PICK UP THEIR DOODOO.
RUNNING IN CIRCLES. WAGGING THEIR TAILS. THEN THEY STOP TO RELIEVE THEMSELVES

CHORUS: OH MAN, I GOT SOME ON ME! THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE BAD SMELL.
THIS IS MY SCOOPER NAMED STEVEY, THIS IS MY BAG NAMED MICHELLE.
BOUGHT THEM BOTH AT WAL-MART.

VERSE 2: WHEN I WAS A KID, WAY BACK WHEN, I WANTED TO BE A VET.
LOOK AT ME NOW, COVERED IN DOG POOP. NEVER WOULD A MADE IT, I BET.
TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, COME BACK TO HAUNT ME, OH WHAT A RUSH TO THE START.
RUNNING IN CIRCLES, CHASING THEIR TAILS. THEN THEY STOP TO RELIEVE THEMSELVES.

CHORUS: NOBODY SAID IT WAS EASY! IT WOULD BE SUCH A SHAME FOR US TO PART.
THE TEXTURE IS REALLY QUITE WIERD. NO ONE EVER SAID IT WOULD BE SO HARD!
I THINK I'M GONNA BARF.

VERSE 3: OH OOOOH, OOOOOH! AH OOOOOOH, OOOOOH! OH OOOOOH, OOOH! OH OOOOOOH!

Posted by nose on December 30, 2003 with category tags of

9 comments

worst skit i had ever read
  → comment by anonymous on December 31, 2003, Rated it 1

it wasnt a very good skit and i had not liked it very much!
  → comment by nose (#120) on December 31, 2003, Rated it 1

I played the song The Scientist while I read through it and I would say that it could be really funny. It would just have to be sung with a lot of emotion and feeling. Possibly some cute doggy visuals as well and you've got a nugget of gold. That's gold baby!
  → comment by dustin (#1) on January 2, 2004, Rated it 4


I thought this skit was really weird, but funny.
  → comment by anonymous on January 2, 2004, Rated it 4

That was by far the most stupid waste of energy I have ever read. What were you trying to achieve? If you were trying to show what an ass no talent idiot you are, you succeeded. DO NOT give up your day job, if someone is dumb enough to hire you!! I read an ad on a bumper sticker that was covered with mud that held my attention more than your submission.
  → comment by anonymous on January 6, 2004

Dumb, stupid. No talent. Try again, even 100 monkeys with typewriters eventually will type out something worth reading. It may take forever but...
  → comment by AJ13 (#134) on January 6, 2004, Rated it 1

DO ANY OF YOU EVEN KNOW THAT THE SKIT IS A PARODY OF A SONG? TRY SINGING IT TO THE TUNE, AND THIS SKETCH MAKES MORE SENSE.
-RETARD
  → comment by anonymous on January 31, 2004, Rated it 5

    

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