30 Second Meals

For all of you food lovers out there.

KATHY: Hi, and welcome back. Well, we're making some one of my favorites today on 30 minute-
PRODUCER: Kathy- the producers just e-mailed me. It's 30 seconds now.
KATHY: What?
PRODUCER: Hurry up! You could be fired!
KATHY RUNS AROUND SCREAMING, THROWNING PANS AND POTS AROUND.
KATHY: CATTELSTRONI! Where's the FREAKING CATTELSTRONI!?!
KATHRY THROWS A GLASS AT THE WALL AND GETS OUT A POT. SHE POURS RANDOM FOODS INTO IT, LIKE SPHAGHETTI AND MILK, EVEN SOME CUPCAKES AND CARROTS.
KATHY: There!
RUNS AT HER CHILD AND THROWS IT IN FRONT OF HIM.
KATHY: EAT IT! For the love of God eat it!
KID STARTS EATING IT.
KATHY: It's good isn't it? ISN'T IT!
KID STARTS CRYING.
PRODUCER: Kathy? It was a misprint. Umm... sorry about that.
KITCHEN IS DESTROYED, POTS ARE STREWN EVERYWHERE, OVEN IS ON FIRE. KATHY IS BLEEDING.
KATHY STARTS CRYING.

Posted by nose on January 31, 2004 with category tags of Skit

7 comments
SIMPLY HILLARIOUS!
-RETARD
→ comment by anonymous on January 31, 2004, Rated it 5

cool, I like scenes that devolve into chaos.
→ comment by Mariana (#35) on February 2, 2004, Rated it 3

i like lol
→ comment by anonymous on February 2, 2004

I like it, but feels the end drops off a bit. Starts off great though!
→ comment by nimrodshair (#151) on March 31, 2004, Rated it 5

Good funny that requires little thought, blissfully simple
→ comment by trckands on April 2, 2004

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