Skit 4 and 5

a high-school fantasy

[a closeup of a 17-year-old guy's upper chest and head]
[he stands staring forward looking bored]
[ a small blond girl with pig tails jumps around him poking him in the sides playfully]
Girl: hee hee, oooh, oooh.
Guy: Stop tickling me.
[Girl continues]
Girl: hee hee.
Guy: [ still looking bored and still in closeup] stop it.
[girl continues]
[without any anger the guy punches the girl right in the face]
[the guy stands staring straight ahead]
[the guy scratches his chin]
End Scene

[Two young men sitting on a bench looking bored. One man burps]
Guy 1: excuse me.
[the two men stare ahead]
[a very bright unseen light source passes in front of the two men on the bench]
[the two men sit looking bored]
Guy 1: Flaming midget.
Guy 2: [with a small nod] flaming midget.
[the two men sit looking bored]
[guy one takes out some gum, offers it to guy two who declines, takes some gum, puts it away.]
[the two sit looking bored]
The end

Posted by McImprov on January 30, 2003 with category tags of

These skits could work as filler between longer skits.
   comment by Chronomorph (#11) on January 31, 2003, Rated it 3

   comment by anonymous on January 31, 2003, Rated it 4

These are pure genius.
   comment by anonymous on July 19, 2003

i want to read a bunch of these can you keep them going?
   comment by trckands (#152) on April 3, 2004


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