Weekday Update
A bunch of old mcimprov skit ideas turned news bits. Picture it done Weekend Update style.Feel free to expand any ideas into full skits if you deem them worthy.
The PGA passed a new bylaw today stating that caddies must stoop-and-scoop for their players when on the green or fairway.
Today's weather brings a high-pressure zone along with a lot of turbulence. This combination will cause at least a few lost girlfriends.
The Reverend Jesse Jackson condemned Jaques Villenuve after the storied race-car driver described Formula 1 as "The one true race".
A lawsuit was filed against Wal-Mart today by customer Slovan Spidla. Apparently he was refused service because Wal-Mart doesn't accept cheques after 9PM. Spidla is a native of the Czech Republic.
Mr. Clean officially came out of the closet today at a Manhattan press conference. Pundits say that it was no big surprise. Many people had already believed Mr Clean to be gay due to his buff body, fondness for housework, and shiny bald head.
In a gaffe filled speech to Harvard University today George W Bush proclaimed that Soup-in-a-can-istan was well on its way to rebuilding.
Researchers at the Vatican say they have discovered the reason behind God's different temperament between the new and old testament. Apparently God entered Alcoholics Anonymous right after the old testament was finished.
Real estate company ReMax is introducing a new world-wide promotion. They are now giving away a free Toblerone bar with every house purchase.
Someone's eye was almost poked-out on Delta Airways flight 314 yesterday. The airline has responded by introducing new safety precautions. All passengers must now wear mittens at all times.
The Pokemon Corporation announced a new expansion pack for their popular figurine series with the title of Afrikanemon. First to appear will be Banglideshichu with his powers of Typhoidius.
| Posted by dustin on March 12, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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