Skittering across the floor
Who doesn't like babies?[Close-up of adorable baby face]
VO: Isn't this face delightful? The joy of a baby's smile is magic. But it won't always be this way!
[Baby's face looks surprised]
VO: Babies grow up! Their cute, round faces give way to the ugly ravages of time and before you know it, you're staring down the gullet of a two-year old horror!
[Artist's rendering of ugly two-year old]
VO: Don't despair parents! There's new Baby Botox!
[Hand with large hypodermic needle appears, menaces the baby]
VO: With Baby Botox, freeze that baby fat in place and keep those cheeks ready for pinching! It's safe, odorless and doctor approved.
[fine print: Approved by an accredited Sociology PhD]
VO: So give your baby the gift of eternal youth and let their smile light up a room for years to come. Baby Botox. Inject a little happiness into your baby's life today!
[Babies rolling around on a playmat surrounded by a scattered pile of syringes. Onscreen text: "Baby Botox! You're looking good, baby!"]
| Posted by vinny9 on June 25, 2004 with category tags of Skit |
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