Skittering across the floor

Who doesn't like babies?

[Close-up of adorable baby face]

VO: Isn't this face delightful? The joy of a baby's smile is magic. But it won't always be this way!

[Baby's face looks surprised]

VO: Babies grow up! Their cute, round faces give way to the ugly ravages of time and before you know it, you're staring down the gullet of a two-year old horror!

[Artist's rendering of ugly two-year old]

VO: Don't despair parents! There's new Baby Botox!

[Hand with large hypodermic needle appears, menaces the baby]

VO: With Baby Botox, freeze that baby fat in place and keep those cheeks ready for pinching! It's safe, odorless and doctor approved.

[fine print: Approved by an accredited Sociology PhD]

VO: So give your baby the gift of eternal youth and let their smile light up a room for years to come. Baby Botox. Inject a little happiness into your baby's life today!

[Babies rolling around on a playmat surrounded by a scattered pile of syringes. Onscreen text: "Baby Botox! You're looking good, baby!"]

Posted by vinny9 on June 25, 2004 with category tags of

4 comments
Love it! You're lookin' good, baby!
   comment by Chronomorph (#11) on July 26, 2004, Rated it 5

This sucks!
   comment by Boobs on August 15, 2004, Rated it 1

   

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