Because home remedies just don't work
Hate the hiccups?Never fear, your problems are solved.
[a man is hiccuping uncontrollably. He tries to cure them by drinking upside down.]
[It doesn't work, they are still there]
man: Aaaaaaaarggh! I wish these dang hiccups would go away.
[enter a suave guy, dressed nicely]
suave guy: It just happens to be your lucky day. Take a quick and easy Hic-eese [he holds up a pill-bottle of Hic-eese] and your hiccups are a goner.
[suave guy smiles at the man and hands him a Hic-ease. The man downs the pill]
[short pause. both men are waiting for a hiccup]
man: Haha, it worked. They're gone. [ecstatic] I can finally get on with my life. Wheeeeee!
suave guy: [turns to face the camera directly] That's right folks. If the hiccups have got you down then simply reach out for some Hic-eese and your problems are solved. Produced by the finest scientists at Rohnson & Rohnson.
[suave guy smiles, then continues speaking slightly quieter and faster]
suave guy: The side-effects of Hic-eese may include some dry mouth, dizzyness, nausea, gangrene, rectal explosion, pregnancy and hiccups.
[The End]
- written by Nikki, Alice and Dustin
| Posted by McImprov on April 4, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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