October's just around the corner
The wacko's all come out on Halloween.[the Halloween decorations are out in force. A child dressed as a ghost walks up to a house and knocks. A woman opens the door]
kid: trick-or-treat!
woman: Oh my, what a lovely sight. That's the best klansman costume I've seen in a long while. Have some chocolate.
[she gives the kid a some candy]
woman: There you go buddy. You know, I'd like to congratulate you again on your costume. It must take a lot of courage to dress up like the klan, and you've done a top-notch job.
kid: thanks, lady.
[the kid leaves, the woman goes inside]
[two girls come next. They are dressed as princesses or ballerinas or faeries or something]
girls: Trick-or-treat!
woman: Hello children, I've got some candy for you right here. Now, what are we all dressed up as? Well me oh my! If it isn't a darling little whore!
[she gives one girl candy. she looks at the other kid, a bit puzzled]
woman: Oh I get it. You must be a little queer boy. How delightful. Here you go.
[she gives candy to the other girl]
[the girls leave. next comes an older boy. he's wearing a balaclava all robber-like]
boy: trick-or-treat
woman: Ah, hello.
[she looks at his costume for a sec]
woman: Wait a moment, what's going on here? Are you supposed to be a robber?
[the boy nods]
boy: trick-or-treat
woman: Now I don't think so honey. Where's your gun? Or even your switchblade? How are you going to rob me like that? Huh?
boy: trick-or-treat?
woman: Get out of here you little shit.
[she slams the door]
[The end]
- written by Nikki, Alice, and Dustin
| Posted by McImprov on April 4, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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