October's just around the corner

The wacko's all come out on Halloween.

[the Halloween decorations are out in force. A child dressed as a ghost walks up to a house and knocks. A woman opens the door]

kid: trick-or-treat!

woman: Oh my, what a lovely sight. That's the best klansman costume I've seen in a long while. Have some chocolate.

[she gives the kid a some candy]

woman: There you go buddy. You know, I'd like to congratulate you again on your costume. It must take a lot of courage to dress up like the klan, and you've done a top-notch job.

kid: thanks, lady.

[the kid leaves, the woman goes inside]

[two girls come next. They are dressed as princesses or ballerinas or faeries or something]

girls: Trick-or-treat!

woman: Hello children, I've got some candy for you right here. Now, what are we all dressed up as? Well me oh my! If it isn't a darling little whore!

[she gives one girl candy. she looks at the other kid, a bit puzzled]

woman: Oh I get it. You must be a little queer boy. How delightful. Here you go.

[she gives candy to the other girl]

[the girls leave. next comes an older boy. he's wearing a balaclava all robber-like]

boy: trick-or-treat

woman: Ah, hello.

[she looks at his costume for a sec]

woman: Wait a moment, what's going on here? Are you supposed to be a robber?

[the boy nods]

boy: trick-or-treat

woman: Now I don't think so honey. Where's your gun? Or even your switchblade? How are you going to rob me like that? Huh?

boy: trick-or-treat?

woman: Get out of here you little shit.

[she slams the door]

[The end]
- written by Nikki, Alice, and Dustin

Posted by McImprov on April 4, 2003 with category tags of Skit

7 comments
I think I've done enought for today. I'll let someone else rate this skit. Calling a little kid a shit is pretty funny though. Where does the name balaclava come from?
→ comment by Chronomorph (#11) on April 4, 2003

you've done enough? what aboot the people who wrote the skits?

slacker
→ comment by anonymous on April 4, 2003

It takes a lot of energy to sit here on my duff and pass judgement on other people's skits. Plus, I've posted quite a few blog entries today and I've used italics and now bold. That's tiring stuff, buster!
→ comment by Chronomorph (#11) on April 4, 2003

I liked it in the beggining but I thought it ended too quickly. Also how do I get this message to say my name instead of anonymous? ( Maryam)
→ comment by anonymous on April 6, 2003, Rated it 3

how do I get this message to say my name instead of anonymous?
Sign up for an account. You can do this by clicking the 'Register' link in the sidebar. It's quick and easy, and will give you access to all the super-special bonus features.
→ comment by dustin (#1) on April 6, 2003

Uh-huh.
→ comment by Chronomorph (#11) on April 6, 2003, Rated it 3

It started of good, but I dont know about the ending
→ comment by brien (#76) on April 30, 2003, Rated it 3

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