It's actually a pretty pathetic interview but there is this money quote:
How soon after the U.S. Postal Service issues the Calvin stamp will you send a letter with one on the envelope? "Immediately. I'm going to get in my horse and buggy and snail-mail a check for my newspaper subscription."
"witter" adj., something bitter, yet witty. - Ken (while working a dead end waiter job at a small chinese food restaurant in rural Alberta)[quote database]