This is also very VERY NSFW, and I've been debating posting it for a few days because it's kind of gross and scatological and misogynistic, especially towards the end. But it's a catchy tune and in any case I couldn't really live with myself in a world where Marc and Vinny haven't seen such a superb videogame send-up.
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have one idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas...
- George B. Shaw[quote database]