Tony the Tamil Tiger
Nothing funnier than a distant, protracted civil war...[BILLY, a 6-year-old is in the park, looking sad. JANEY, also six, walks over]
JANEY: What's the matter, Billy?
BILLY: I can't achieve independence for the Tamil people in Sri Lanka.
[TONY, a guy dressed in military fatigues and carrying a machine gun appears out of nowhere]
TONY: Sure you can, Billy!
JANEY: [in awe] Tony!
BILLY: Who are you?
TONY: I'm Tony the Tamil Tiger! Just take this AK-47 and join the civil war, and you'll be able to create an independent Tamil homeland in North and Eastern Sri Lanka in less than forty years!
BILLY: [Thankful] Thanks, Tony!
[Theme Music begins, as Billy applies war paint and begins resisting the Sri Lankan government]
THEME MUSIC:
Show'em you're a Tiger!
Show'em what you can do!
The Liberation Army of Tamil Eelam
Brings out the Tiger in you!
TONY: We're guerrrrrrrrrrr-illas!
| Posted by chrisdye on September 21, 2002 with category tags of Skit |
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