| yay!I am back! who wants to do what when? cool. see you soon.
 
 
 15 comments | | Hey!  Good to have you back! |  |  | 
 
 | Welcome back to Canada! This weekend is jazz festival stuffs. We should go hang out there or something. Bet you're still pretty jetlagged, eh? |  |  | 
 
 | Welcome back!  Awesome!  Nancy's coming into town tomorrow, and Monica's back.  This has the makings of a GIRL'S NIGHT this weekend! |  |  | 
 
 | cool! then i'll defiantely see y'all at the fets or girls night or something. Oh and no jetlag for me, no sir, i am ready for action!
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 | HELLO! (the capital letters means that I am being ENTHUSIASTIC about your return). |  |  | 
 
 | mean...mean that I am being enthu...ah forget it. |  |  | 
 
 | Q: What kind of dinosaur comes from Iran? 
 (Answer on reverse side)
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 | Brontehranosaur? Stehrangosaur?
 Ptehranodactyl?
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 | Um... Tehranasaurus Rex? 
 They also have big spiders there: Tehrantulas.
 
 ...And, of course, Tehrannical rulers.
 
 Which is why most people go Tehran back pretty quickly.
 
 Welcome back Maryam!
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 | Q. What did the Iranian basketball player say when he made a slam-dunk? A. Boom-shah-kalaka!
 
 Q. Did you hear about the Iranian bulimic?
 A. She was always Persian!
 
 Q. Did you hear about the Iranian who took a vow of silence?
 A. She won't be saying anything for the farsi-able future!
 
 Q. Did you hear about the Iranian who got convicted of lying in court?
 A. He got ten years for Persia-ry.
 
 Q. What are the lyrics to the most popular song in Iran right now?
 A. "It's Iranian men, hallelujah!..."
 
 Can you tell I'm only semi-employed?
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 | zing! you guys are fabulous...especially you Ladd with all them puns. But tell me, what does persia-ry mean again? |  |  | 
 
 | Can you tell I'm only semi-employed? 
 Only by the quality of your puns.
 
 (I tease.)
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 | Now this site definitely won't be getting through the Iranian government filter. |  |  | 
 
 | Maryam - I think he's riffin' on "perjury", which means lying under oath. 
 Also: welcome back! Woohoo!
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 | Sean, what would I do without you?! :o) |  |  | 
 
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