Sit-Coms and their Non-Fiction Counterparts
Here's one I wrote just recently. I may add a few more, but I particularly enjoy the last one.(We are in a board room setting, there are architectural plans strewn about)
Mike: Well, ladies and gentlemen, I thank you for allowing me to showcase my work for all of you today.
(Mike pulls out a poster tube and removes the poster. It is a picture of Huckleberry Hound.)
Mike: Oh. Well, it would seem my daughter and I switched posters... You see, we were at the state fair with Cousin Oliver, and it would seem...
Owner: Mr. Brady. You know I will not tolerate attempts at humor in my company! We are a serious organization! Clean out your desk. You're fired.
(We see a "For Sale" sign outside the Brady house.)
(the living room)
Lucy: Ricky, can I please sing at the club tonight?
Ricky: No.
Lucy: Please?
Ricky: No, Lucy Now be quiet. I'm reading the paper.
(There is an awkward silence)
Lucy: I want a divorce.
Alice: Ralph, you can't go to the bowling tournament! My mother is staying over next week.
Ralph: No way! NO way! That old bat hates me! She'll tear me limb from limb if I don't get her first!
Alice: Ralph, please don't speak about my mother that way.
Ralph: Alice, I have spoken. Your mother is not coming over! My foot is down!
(We see an old woman on the phone, sitting in a poorly lit apartment.)
Alice: (From the phone) I'm sorry. We have to go to Seattle for Ralph's cousin's wedding.
| Posted by Ramso on May 30, 2003 with category tags of Skit |
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