SNL MAD COW SKITA skit to play-up the recent news of mad cow in the U.S and the underlying friction between the U.S. & Canada.MAD COW A skit to play-up the recent news of mad cow in the U.S and the underlying friction between the U.S. & Canada [Has feel of SNL Land Shark skits and done during SNL News] Skit Players & Costume: Announcer Maddy - Man in silly cow costume. Skit News announcer interrupted by sinister "moo" sound from Maddy off camera, perhaps while doing a mad cow story. Announcer pauses, smiles or laughs and continues with another story. As announcer continues with another story, the "moo" occurs again, but meaner sounding. Announcer: (laughing) "Alright, what the hell was that?" Maddy: (in cow voice) "Meeeeeee!!!" Announcer: "And whoooo the hell are yoooou?" Maddy: (in quick innocent, childlike voice) "It's me." Announcer: "And who the heck is me?" Maddy: (in same voice) "Mad-dy." Announcer: "Well, Maddy, don’t you realize that we're doing the freakin' news here, live, in front of millions of people?" Maddy: "Sor-ry." Announcer: "That's alright. But what's up?" Maddy: (towering voice) "I have something to say." Announcer: "And what's that? What could possibly be sooooo important?" Maddy: (in slow, childlike voice) "I'm mad!!!" Announcer: (waving Maddy into the shot) "Get over here you big lug and tell us about it then." Maddy sits down next to Announcer Announcer: (patting Maddy) "Well, what's wrong you fuzzy big bovine?" Maddy: (in deep, sad, exhasperated, exhaling voice) "I'm pissed." Announcer pauses. Announcer: "And what are you so pissed about Maddy?" Maddy: (in excited voice, slamming hoof on desk) "They think that I've gone mad!!! I mean, all I do is eat, sleep and well (pauses and turns head toward Announcer)…….well, you know." Announcer: (looks behind Maddy) "Ya, I think can smell it now." Maddy: (slams hoof on desk) "Well, they think that I'm craaaazzy man!!!" (cow-like exhalation) Announcer: "And why is that? Do you mean they think that you're a mad cow?" Maddy: (almost tearful) "And I don't even eat meat. Well, ground up parts, dried and made into pellets, but really. That's just we do in Canada!!!" Announcer: "What are you saying? Are you saying that Canadians are cannibals?" Maddy: (in sinister, evil voice) "The devil made me do it.. [Laughing] Moooooo!!!! [Pauses] Ever heard of hockey pucks? Announcer: "Ya." Maddy: "And what do you think they are made of? Moo-who-who-maa-ha-ha!!!" Announcer: "Well, what message would you like to tell everyone." Maddy: (screaming, waving arms) "Eat me!!! Eat me!!! Pleeeeaaaseee eat me!!!" Maddy pauses, turns & kisses Announcer. Pauses. Dry humps leg. Announcer: (pushing Maddy away) "Enough said. Thank you, Maddy. Maddy, ladies & gentlemen. Thank you Maddy." Maddy: (while leaving the news set) "Mooooo!!!!" [Turns to laugh]
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