April Foo's Battle of Wits Congratulations to Alex, who wins last week's Battle of Wits, for this non-entry:
Q:Come up with the tackiest newspaper headline for a tragedy (current, historical, or imaginary)
A: Kennedy, King, Lennon: You've Been Punked!
Alex therefore receives an informative fridge magnet.
This Week's Battle:
Johny Cochrane used "If the Glove Don't Fit, You Must Acquit" to defend O.J. Since then, many more celebrities have had legal troubles. What rhyming couplet would Cochrane use to defend one of them?
Examples: If Jacko didn't diddle, he deserves an acquittal. If he didn't fly the plane, free he'll remain. (Osama)
The winner receives one or more fortune cookies.
You have until April 16 at 5:00 p.m.
5 comments If it ain't on video, there's no way he did it, yo. (Kobe Bryant) | |
To one breast, you cannot masturbate Miss Jackson you must exonerate | |
Since some bodies might be eaten, The prosecution has been beaten. (Robert Pickten, BC serial killer, hog farmer) | |
For the Martha Stewart trial:
If the broker didn't know, Martha, must be let go
For Milosovic:
If less than a million people died, can you really call it genocide? | |
For Martha Stewart
If a juror lied about his criminal background Then not-guilty my client must be found | |
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