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Battle of Wits: Rich White Dudes
This is hilarious.

We are hilarious.

Therefore, I feel like we can download the template and come up with some pretty hilarious stuff. (Examples, as usual, after the jump.)

Additionally, I declare STRETCH the winner of the previous battle of wits. Stretch wins a cushy government job in Ottawa.

Posted by goodladd on June 28, 2010. Tagged with
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Battle of Wits: Marc D. Rowland
Your challenge: find a Wikipedia entry describing a cartoon character, the hilarity of which is immeasurably improved by replacing all instances of that character's name with the text "Marc D. Rowland".

Examples after the jump.

Additionally, I declare Dye! the winner of the previous battle of wits, mostly because his entry is the only one that still loads with any swiftness. Dye! wins a pun of his choosing.
Posted by goodladd on September 26, 2009. Tagged with
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Bloggy Battle of Wits
So Mr. Marc and I are trying to come up with a good name for our brand new Montreal Improv blog. Your challenge is to come up with some decent names for us to choose from.

Now if it weren't illegal for us as a registered Quebec business to give away a prize without a lot of hassle, I totally would. So all you can legally get is our gratitude.

I leave it to goodladd to declare winners for the previous two battles.
Posted by vinny9 on March 13, 2009. Tagged with
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Return Of The Son Of Battle Of Wits' Revenge
Tube Dubber allows you to take any YouTube video and overlay it with a new soundtrack. Your challenge: harness the power of this tool to achieve optimum hilarity.

For example:
I Like Big Bytes
Posted by goodladd on February 21, 2009. Tagged with
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Things Are Not Always As They A Pear
Did anyone else ever wonder what happened to Chrisdye's long-time friend and professorial colleague who blogged occasionally at demaisonneuve.com? Well, I was at Edinburgh airport yesterday and happened upon him sitting near the parking lot; luckily I had my camera phone handy and snapped up the scene:

It appears to me that he is on his knees begging for his life from a particularly savage pomegranate. Any other interpretations?

(This really wasn't staged; I actually stepped out of the car at the airport and witnessed this, with not a person in sight to explain why there might be fruit sitting on a bench.)

(I reluctantly declare Ken the winner of the previous Battle of Wits, even though his entry was clearly a reggae reference rather than a funk reference. However, his was the only entry and, in any case, he's from Alberta -- so I don't think we can hold his lack of knowledge of black culture against him.)
Posted by goodladd on November 27, 2007. Tagged with
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Battle of Wits: Dysfunktional
Sillytech describes itself as:

"A weblog about comedy, technology, Canada and funk!"

But when was the last time we actually discussed funk? In order to comply with advertising standards, please address a normal Sillytech topic or member in a way that incorporates the concept of funk.

Entries may be based on wordplay (eg. "How many seats will the Liberals win in Parliament?"; eg. "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag of Dicks"), Photoshopping (see example below), or any other medium that you see fit.

I declare Budman and Gil joint winners of the previous Battle of Wits. They each win a circumcision for religious reasons.
Posted by goodladd on April 29, 2007. Tagged with
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Grizzly battle of wits

Which of these planes crashed moments after this picture was taken? (Let's pretend the pilot was ok.)
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Battle of Wits
What is this sign trying to tell us?

Mystery Sign

eg. Parkinsonians convention this way.

I declare Alex the winner of the previous battle of wits. He wins a large beard.
Posted by goodladd on April 3, 2007. Tagged with
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Captions, Etc.

eg. As his weeks-long battle with constipation finally and unexpectedly resolves itself, Bill Gates reaches for the nearest approximation of toilet paper.

eg. With the anti-trust hearings going poorly, Bill frantically tries ctrl-alt-deleting himself.
Posted by goodladd on March 12, 2007. Tagged with
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Battle of Wits: Asian Edition, Volume 2

The Sumo wrestler seems quite lost in a world of his own imaginings. Tell me, oh Internets, what is he thinking about? Best answer gets a prize, short stories preferred.

More flickr here.

Posted by alice on December 8, 2006. Tagged with
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