Murgh...coffee...

Does anyone else need coffee before they can plod their pathetic endo-skeletons upstairs and turn the coffeemaker on?

Maybe I just need to turn my They Might Be Giants cd up really loud. Same effect.

Posted by deadheidi on April 3, 2003 with category tags of

6 comments
my body is 100% coffee free. I don't like the taste, and it's better this way. I think it's interesting that the majority of society is willing to live addicted to caffeine.

I get the added benefit of getting hepped up whenever I drink coke.
   comment by dustin (#1) on April 3, 2003

Dustin, we all know something you don't.
   comment by Chronomorph (#11) on April 3, 2003

Da ha ha, foolish uncaffinated mortal, we will assimilate you soon enough!
   comment by deadheidi (#63) on April 3, 2003

True story, once upon a time I was most addicted to caffeine. I mean, have you ever required turbo truffles to get you through the day (and night...and day again)? But then a bad bad experience with enough espresso to make a grown woman violently ill turned me off the stuff, and I now live an almost completely caffeine free existance. It's better this way, really...
   comment by alice (#60) on April 4, 2003

Fight the future alice.
   comment by Chronomorph (#11) on April 4, 2003

I...I need those turbo-truffles...

In the meantime, jolt espresso is good enough. It helps keep me bitter and cynical.
   comment by deadheidi (#63) on April 4, 2003

   

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