| We're the ancient order of robot dolls.. | 
| Ladies and gentlemen, my new shirt: 
  
 And THIS is...a suprise. Teeheehee.
 
 
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| Murgh...coffee... | 
| Does anyone else need coffee before they can plod their pathetic endo-skeletons upstairs and turn the coffeemaker on? 
 Maybe I just need to turn my They Might Be Giants cd up really loud. Same effect.
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| A blog, eh? | 
| Ingenius! I'll kick mine off the only way I know how...by wallowing in my geekdom. 
 Today, I watched an "I Love the 80s" marathon for 9 hours. I now desperately want to do James Spader, need a Delorean and have an urge to buy every color of converse available.
 
 And THIS is scaring/inspiring me.
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| HOBO COP | 
| I could come to your house and do the happy hobo dance while you read it if you really need me to... | 
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| Guaranteed to offend or your money back | 
| Screw you, whitey. And by whitey, I of course mean Gary Collins. | 
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| It's Ted the Fly! | 
| My apologies to any living fly/human hybrids out there. | 
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