I've travelled a lot, and so have read quite a lot of hotel reviews. But Montreal's very own Hotel Eureka has the worst hotel reviews I have ever seen.
I have created a fantasy hockey league where the worst team wins. You get bonus points for penalty minutes, negative plus-minus, faceoff losses, lost games and goals against, but penalized for scoring goals, winning games or getting shutouts.
Find the worst MIDI file on the internet and post a link to it as a response to this thread. The winner receives a Kit Kat.* GO!
(Midis are those annoying internet musak filesthat end with ".mid", often embedded in lame geocities sites). *If I find the worst one, the internet owes me a Kit Kat.