eg. As his weeks-long battle with constipation finally and unexpectedly resolves itself, Bill Gates reaches for the nearest approximation of toilet paper.
eg. With the anti-trust hearings going poorly, Bill frantically tries ctrl-alt-deleting himself.
After the Apocolypse, all that will be left is Keith Richards, 10 million cockroaches, and some maraschino cherries my sister buried in the back yard in 1968.[quote database]