Halloween is just around the corner and I think we all need to start thinking about our costumes. Many of you may be tempted to dress in some sexy little outfit (i.e. a kitten or a bunny) - I'm looking at you, Andrew - but I urge you to think twice about this. Halloween is not a vehicle for your sexuality but rather a wonderful opportunity to dazzle and delight with costume magic. People should wonder "oh, who is that before me?" not "how can I get a piece of that ass?" or "wow, those are hot boobies!". I know that I have certainly never been met with such reactions and I can only hope that you too will be spared. I hope you can share in my concern and take the appropriate steps this year to ensure that Halloween is treated with the dignity that it deserves.
After the Apocolypse, all that will be left is Keith Richards, 10 million cockroaches, and some maraschino cherries my sister buried in the back yard in 1968.[quote database]