Marc and Iris recently visited me in Israel. We had a fun day out on the town and made a little video. It's about Marc realizing the flaws of Christianity and searching for spiritual answers, only to find more than he ever imagined.
If you visit me, maybe you will get one of these, too!
The story of an Irishman travelling around Ireland, speaking only Irish:
In Galway, I went out busking on the streets, singing the filthiest, most debauched lyrics I could think of to see if anyone would understand. No one did - old women smiled, tapping their feet merrily, as I serenaded them with filth. In Killarney, I stood outside a bank promising passers-by huge sums of money if they helped me rob it, but again no one understood.
Wherefore code in C when, verily, doth the virtual function not cleaner abstractions yield, and thusly painful debugging reduce?
- William Francis Renner[quote database]