So, you know how Jeff Goldblum is all stuttery and adorable when he talks? Apparently, if you record him and play it back at half the original speed, he just sounds wasted:
Who do you think will be most successful in the next decade: Lindsay, Paris or Britney?
I think Lindsay and Britney are over. The bell tolling will continue for another year or two, but I think they're screwed beyond repair. I think Paris will continue to be as big as ever. She hasn't even had a high-profile romance yet. (Well, depending on what your idea of romance is.)
It is better to have a handful of dried dates and be content with that, than to own the the gate of peacocks and be kicked in the face by a brooding camel.[quote database]